Post by Sunstar on Apr 21, 2010 20:57:44 GMT -5
These are the Jokes that are making the rounds here on base, and thought to cheer everyone else up - even Prowl found them rather Hillarious; right before his logic center crashed .... Again!!!
Enjoy!! ;D
Riley
Jokes
You know you are destined to be a COMMAND / SECURITY OFFICER:
a. You make rules to assist uneducated and stubborn mechs and femmes.
b. You draw weapons only as a reminder of force and fire only in those situations that strictly require force to restrain and not to offline.
c. You way with words are better than all the literature of earth.
d. You care about your fellow Autobots even if you spend all your time locked in your little office with data pads.
e. You have brigged every bot.
f. You are in the brig often to clean it, inspect it and make it escape proof but never for being in trouble.
g. You allow yourself to be blackmailed but what is in your locked and nine times tamper proof secured files on them is a thousand times worse.
h. Consistency, enforcement and reliability are every breem guidelines to follow.
i. Impossible is on the forbidden list, as is idiot proof, fireproof and the phrase: this plan will work, I guarantee it.
j. Arresting and confining your friends is not what you want out of life but you enforce the rules to save others from harm they may do to themselves or each other even as it costs you to be the heavy bot to do it.
k. You are greeted with "I didn't do it!" instead of good morning, nice day or how are you.
l. You recharge after thoroughly completing the day's work, the area is secure and tomorrows pile is ready to review or hand out.
m. You having a bad day means every other bot is having fun, lots and lots of fun.
n. If you offline, every prankster would miss you appreciating and recoding their handiwork in reports for the next generation.
You know you are destined to be a TWIN:
a. You ignore the rules being smart, sleek and stubborn. The more they learn to accept your behavior, the less they have to forgive later.
b. Actions on the battlefield make up for your behavior off it.
c. You can blow a command officer's emotional processor faster than a Decepticon with words and actions.
d. You care about your fellow Autobots and spread out the pranks evenly so no bot is left out.
e. You are in the brig more than your own recharge berth.
f. You are jealous when another bot is in your brig, even if for a short time.
g. You blackmail only a few, the stuff is too good to waste if no other mech or femme knows it.
h. You demonstrate creativity, uniqueness and achieve results not even imaginable until you did it.
i. Impossible is the challenge to get your day going.
j. You sacrifice your time and creativity to make sure your fellow bots lighten up and have fun.
k. You are greeted with "what did you do now?" instead of good morning, how are you or what is new?
l. You recharge earlier or later because that is the perfect time to carry out your plans.
m. You having a bad day means Prime, Prowl or Ratchet is having a good one.
n. If you offline, every bot would become too serious and boring.
You know you are destined to be an INVENTOR / SCIENTIST:
a. You are intent on your work to the point of forgetting to recharge, top up energon or acknowledge time passing. We will check on you but you need to dust yourself off once in awhile.
b. Damage is part of the learning process.
c. Your guesses are better than most solid facts of other races.
d. You care about your fellow Autobots and make the best inventions to help them, or that is the plan.
e. You visit bots in the brig to find out how they managed to create that effect, explosion or result.
f. You are never in the brig but med bay is more familiar than your own private recharge area.
g. Your idea of blackmail is building a super encrypted message system.
h. You design and make work (after a few tries) what no other being could imagine.
i. Impossible was passed fifth invention back, now you are beyond theory.
j. You sacrifice your time, energy and effort to improve all our existences.
k. You are greeted with "is this going to blow up?" instead of nice job, good work or this will make a difference.
l. You forget what recharge is.
m. You having a bad day means we wait outside med bay to know you are okay.
n. If you offline, we are all in trouble when the first tech breaks down.
o. And even though you might seem to be last, that does not mean you are not the best.
Enjoy!! ;D
Riley
Jokes
You know you are destined to be a COMMAND / SECURITY OFFICER:
a. You make rules to assist uneducated and stubborn mechs and femmes.
b. You draw weapons only as a reminder of force and fire only in those situations that strictly require force to restrain and not to offline.
c. You way with words are better than all the literature of earth.
d. You care about your fellow Autobots even if you spend all your time locked in your little office with data pads.
e. You have brigged every bot.
f. You are in the brig often to clean it, inspect it and make it escape proof but never for being in trouble.
g. You allow yourself to be blackmailed but what is in your locked and nine times tamper proof secured files on them is a thousand times worse.
h. Consistency, enforcement and reliability are every breem guidelines to follow.
i. Impossible is on the forbidden list, as is idiot proof, fireproof and the phrase: this plan will work, I guarantee it.
j. Arresting and confining your friends is not what you want out of life but you enforce the rules to save others from harm they may do to themselves or each other even as it costs you to be the heavy bot to do it.
k. You are greeted with "I didn't do it!" instead of good morning, nice day or how are you.
l. You recharge after thoroughly completing the day's work, the area is secure and tomorrows pile is ready to review or hand out.
m. You having a bad day means every other bot is having fun, lots and lots of fun.
n. If you offline, every prankster would miss you appreciating and recoding their handiwork in reports for the next generation.
You know you are destined to be a TWIN:
a. You ignore the rules being smart, sleek and stubborn. The more they learn to accept your behavior, the less they have to forgive later.
b. Actions on the battlefield make up for your behavior off it.
c. You can blow a command officer's emotional processor faster than a Decepticon with words and actions.
d. You care about your fellow Autobots and spread out the pranks evenly so no bot is left out.
e. You are in the brig more than your own recharge berth.
f. You are jealous when another bot is in your brig, even if for a short time.
g. You blackmail only a few, the stuff is too good to waste if no other mech or femme knows it.
h. You demonstrate creativity, uniqueness and achieve results not even imaginable until you did it.
i. Impossible is the challenge to get your day going.
j. You sacrifice your time and creativity to make sure your fellow bots lighten up and have fun.
k. You are greeted with "what did you do now?" instead of good morning, how are you or what is new?
l. You recharge earlier or later because that is the perfect time to carry out your plans.
m. You having a bad day means Prime, Prowl or Ratchet is having a good one.
n. If you offline, every bot would become too serious and boring.
You know you are destined to be an INVENTOR / SCIENTIST:
a. You are intent on your work to the point of forgetting to recharge, top up energon or acknowledge time passing. We will check on you but you need to dust yourself off once in awhile.
b. Damage is part of the learning process.
c. Your guesses are better than most solid facts of other races.
d. You care about your fellow Autobots and make the best inventions to help them, or that is the plan.
e. You visit bots in the brig to find out how they managed to create that effect, explosion or result.
f. You are never in the brig but med bay is more familiar than your own private recharge area.
g. Your idea of blackmail is building a super encrypted message system.
h. You design and make work (after a few tries) what no other being could imagine.
i. Impossible was passed fifth invention back, now you are beyond theory.
j. You sacrifice your time, energy and effort to improve all our existences.
k. You are greeted with "is this going to blow up?" instead of nice job, good work or this will make a difference.
l. You forget what recharge is.
m. You having a bad day means we wait outside med bay to know you are okay.
n. If you offline, we are all in trouble when the first tech breaks down.
o. And even though you might seem to be last, that does not mean you are not the best.